Me: Dad, look at your wedding pictures!
Dad: *sees below picture, turns to mom*
Dad (to mom): Honey, where are my wings?
Mom: … ?
Dad: Did you take my wings so I couldn’t go back to heaven?
Me: … *shock*…
Dad: What?! I wasn’t joking!
Sister: I’m going to go paint a picture –
Dad: Don’t forget to draw my wings!
I love my family.